Bad haiku! Bad!

I don't want sex, bitch.
Your vagina is floppy.
You smell like old spam.




I don't believe you.
That baby is not mine, bitch.
I always pulled out.




Shut the fuck up, cunt.
This haiku is offensive?
I will rape your soul.



Don't interrupt me.
I am eating your children.
Billy needs more salt.




You know I love you.
Do not look at me like that.
I will still rape you.




I fucking told you
Little Billy needs more salt.
Hurry up or die.